• me: All scientists are hipsters, that's why they wear glasses.
  • husband: No.
  • me: "I stopped working on electromagnetic induction. It was too current."
  • husband: No.
  • me: "I used to have a passion for oceanography but I got sick of talking about the mainstream."
  • husband: No!
  • me: "Of course I'm not a mathematician. Calculus-based models of the universe are SO derivative."
  • husband: ...
  • me: "I'm an expert on geothermal vents--"
  • husband: Oh my God.
  • me: "--They're probably too deep for you."

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