He’s come a long way from The Shire (not to mention The Social Network!).
[Sean] Parker got married last week in an elaborate Lord of the Rings-style enchanted forest wedding of his own design that cost more money than any of us will ever even see.
The wedding ended up illegally trampling a national park in the process, proving once and for all that fairy tales only come true for the tooliest toolbags in the Tooliverse.
sharpestrose & novembersmith
I found you a thing.
I appreciate you.
You know what’s better than [12.5] million dollars?
A LARP WEDDING, OBVIOUSLY
(The California Coastal Commission’s report) found that not only did Parker not have a single permit to build any of that fantasy bullshit for his wedding, including the artificial pond and bridge, but he took zero erosion prevention measures during construction, which caused sedimentation and runoff to spill into a nearby creek. That may sound nitpicky, but the redwood forest is an ecological china shop full of endangered plants and animals — that creek is home to a threatened species of fish. Not to mention the fact that Parker built several structures directly into the fucking redwood trees, which are protected by law.
Annnd he’s still claiming that he gave the 2.5 million dollar fine as a “contribution” and was totally within his rights because what he put down were “temporary structures”. I mean, that level of slime is almost impressive. Except, trees :(